I had a good laugh over these pregnancy question and answers. I hope you do too
Q: Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxer shorts rather than briefs?
A: Yes, but youll have an even better chance if he doesnt wear anything at all.
Q: My brother tells me that since my husband has a big nose, and genes for big noses are dominant, my baby will have a big nose as well. Is this true?
A: The odds are greater that your brother will have a fat lip.
Q: What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?
A: Have sex once a year.
Q: My husband and I are very attractive. Im sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
A: Your therapist.
Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
Q: My blood type is O-positive and my husbands is A-negative. What if my baby is born, say, type AB-positive?
A: Then the game is up.
Q: Im two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes university.
Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
A: If its the flu, youll get better.
Q: Ever since Ive been pregnant, I havent been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
A: Depends on what youre doing with them.
Q: Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A: Yes, your bladder.
Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A: Because youre fatter than they are.
Q: Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
A: No, but your husband might get on your nerves.
Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes shes almost irrational.
A: So whats your question, goatface?
Source: Biddulph, Steve & Shaaron (2000), Love, Laughter and Parenting: The Precious Years from Birth to Six, Dorling Kindersley Ltd, London,
Feel free to share any not so intelligent questions and comments youve heard along the way. The favourite one I received when I was pregnant was Dont think that labour isnt painful. Der, and thanks for the timely reminder!